Nigella Lawson is back with a vengeance and she’s already giving us a massive cream horn.
The first episode of her new show Simply Nigella was an absolute orgy of double-entendres.
Here are the best moments from the absolute feast of sex disguised as food.
1. ‘It’s hard for me to eat lamb without cumin.’
Maybe so, Nige, but maybe keep that sort of information to yourself.
Must be the ‘lip-smacking stickiness.’
2. ‘That’s a big heap of gorgeousness there.’
Nigella is serious about her avocado on toast. It’s ‘not a recipe’ but she made us watch her making and eating it anyway.
‘This is one of my favourite bits,’ she cooed. ‘I love that sound I get when I scrape that last bit of avocado.’
Get a room.
Also, question: What the hell is a ‘breakfast radish’?
Is that like a radish that doesn’t speak to you in the morning… Read the full story